Bladder Muppet https://bladdermuppet.writeas.com/ Comic, Sans Issue Wed, 10 Jun 2026 18:55:42 +0000 The Science of Trees https://bladdermuppet.writeas.com/the-science-of-trees?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[The Science of Trees Searching through the windows in my desk drawer I find fewer than three middle school children’s dogs waiting for their evening lunch. In the end, we are all basically Lou Reed.]]> The Science of Trees

Searching through the windows in my desk drawer I find fewer than three middle school children’s dogs waiting for their evening lunch.

In the end, we are all basically Lou Reed.

]]> https://bladdermuppet.writeas.com/the-science-of-trees Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:24:29 +0000 Altering Consciousnesses Without A Bank Account. https://bladdermuppet.writeas.com/altering-consciousnesses-without-a-bank-account?pk_campaign=rss-feed <![CDATA[Altering Consciousnesses Without A Bank Account. Ingrained in my jumpsuit is a sewing needle of fear and beauty that pricks me when it feels isolated.  Some things are less aware that they are things when they need a hobby like my shoelaces want to take up drug dealing.  Then the needle comes back and it reminds me that I don't even wear shoes by writing a message in my blood that reads, "you need to stop eating all the Pop-Tarts. Some of us care about the Pop-Tarts and Pop-Tarts have feelings, you know."  They're all just lonely and afraid like children on a ski trip with one kid's older sister and she brought her creepy boyfriend.]]> Altering Consciousnesses Without A Bank Account.

Ingrained in my jumpsuit is a sewing needle of fear and beauty that pricks me when it feels isolated.  Some things are less aware that they are things when they need a hobby like my shoelaces want to take up drug dealing.  Then the needle comes back and it reminds me that I don't even wear shoes by writing a message in my blood that reads, “you need to stop eating all the Pop-Tarts. Some of us care about the Pop-Tarts and Pop-Tarts have feelings, you know.“ 

They're all just lonely and afraid like children on a ski trip with one kid's older sister and she brought her creepy boyfriend.

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